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Upload the resume you actually send
Drop in your current resume and let the AI inspect the language, structure, impact, and signals that recruiters notice first.
Career feedback with a punchline
Your resume called. It needs a roast.
Upload your resume for a brutally funny AI critique, practical fixes, and a shareable Report Card. Laugh at the weak spots—then rewrite them.
Free roast. No public posting unless you choose it.
Sample verdict
Grade: C+
“Your verbs have less energy than a Monday stand-up.”
The Resume Roasted promise
Specific, not generic
Feedback tied to the words and claims on your resume.
Funny, not cruel
We roast the document—not your worth or career.
Private by default
Nothing gets shared until you deliberately share it.
From PDF to punchline
Feedback sharp enough to remember.
Traditional resume checks hand you a sterile score. Resume Roasted turns the diagnosis into a story you will actually act on.
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Get roasted, then get useful fixes
The jokes are specific. So are the recommendations. Every punchline points toward clearer writing and stronger evidence.
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Turn the verdict into a Report Card
Your grade and funniest line become a polished graphic built for sharing—or sending privately to the group chat.
Share to unlock one free full rewrite
No career-coach invoice
Pay for progress, not the punchline.
Start with the honest roast. Upgrade only when you want Resume Roasted to do the rewriting too.
Free Roast
For seeing what recruiters might see.
$0
- AI resume roast
- Concrete improvement notes
- Shareable Report Card
- Share to unlock one rewrite
One-time purchase
Full AI Rewrite
For turning every painful note into stronger, cleaner resume copy.
$9
once, not monthly
Everything in Free
Rewritten summary
Stronger achievement bullets
Cleaner role positioning
ATS-aware language
Copy ready to edit
Straight answers
Before you hand over the PDF
Your next application deserves better
Let the resume take the heat.
Get the laugh, keep the useful feedback, and walk away with a clearer path to a resume worth sending.
Roast my resume free